i finished parks and rec and now idk what to do with myself
i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them
do u have that one person who you kinda just
im so happy youre alive i dont care that youre miles and miles away i just love you a lot and care for you so much
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
They had to really dumb down my martial art skills. Because I’m a 10th degree black belt in every martial art. I did Kung Fu when I was, I think, in like third grade. So I was pretty much qulified to kick ass in space.
HAVING A BREAKDOWN HERE
"And tomorrow I could get hit by a bus, that’s what life is! Look, I know losing somebody you love, it’s terrible. You shut yourself off, believe me, I know. But when you shut out pain, you shut out everything else, too."